http:// tub girl.com

I just recently stumbled across this site with a nice selection of tubs and girls inspired by what the future may be like in the year 2999. All the tubs and girls here are free for viewing and include their own projectile defecation; a lot of this might be great for viewing by the robot author of this thread. If you're looking for the worst shit ever, this might be just what you're looking for!

On a similar note, I discovered the site http://meat spin.com also, which has tons of free spinning meat as well, so have at it and see if there's something for you!