isn't it sweet 16 and isn't that for chicks?

Just sayin' :oops:

Your stupidity and grasp of sarcasm never ceases to astound me

but no matter

CAUZ ITZ DA BIRFDAY

Happy birthday. Come to Vancouver.

Thanks guys!

I'm going to see if I can visit Vancouver some time in the next month or so.

happy birday nyukuhhh

Merry Christmas!  Oh, sorry, I mean birthday!

Gonna go buy some beer 'n' shit?

Owait.

Gonna go. . . um. . . what cool shit happens at 14?

You can go to PG 13 movies by yourself, right?

It's a start.

I'm pretty sure you can see PG-13 movies by yourself at 13.

P.S. <-- no bevers WTF

ZERO BEVERS WTFFFFF

I'm going to genetically mutate a beaver, call it a bever, and release it into beaverton. That'd be fun.

bevers

NO WTF

luk ima bever

Can we shave u?

I got it.

You can buy T mangaz.

I'm pretty sure those are 14+, 'cause Japanese people are weird. ;P