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Mine: Fat-Ass-Bastard

I need to work out. I'm getting some muscle, but not enough.

Anyone who's skeptical can come measure me themselves.  Charlie's hot sister can vouch.

Wait, what are we measuring?

37 degrees.

Chest, Waist, Hips.

Go measure yourself quick; you're probably even more babilicious than me.

Not sure if I did it right...

38-31-35  ?

Is there like a diagram of where the measurement spots are supposed to be besides just "hips"?

27 for waist is freakin anorexic... :-P

All I know is I wear pants with a 29 or 30 waist... I don't keep a tape measure handy. I rarely exercise much and I eat a ton, so I've gained around 10 pounds in the past year. I'm trying to start regularly exercising to get back into shape though.

Chest - Largest
Waist - Smallest
Hips - Largest

I'm 140 lbs and 5' 9.7"; that's not anorexic.

How much were you sucking it in for that 27" waist?

None.  When I suck it in, it's 21".  If I go beer-belly, I can get it out to 31".

That's.... weird. :-?

Metric, plz

5' 7 1/2" 145 lbs.  5 lbs of body fat.
I don't know my measurements.  28 inch waist?

Maybe I should get a pic when I'm flexing. :lol:

How many pushups and chinups can you guys do? :twisted:

96-64-99 cm, I think.

I suppose I have another 40 thousand pushups and 3200 chin-ups left in me before I get too old. ;P

60 consecutive pushups, 6 consecutive chin-ups, last I checked.  I'm not an upper-body type of guy; I can't even bench my body weight.

omg post pix qt

I need to get better n00dz.

I'm out of shape and stressed, I'll do it later!

40 pushups, 12 chinups, BP: 135 lb. x2 reps, 80 lb barbell curl 2x.

We didder ppl don't much of upper body stuff. :lol:

omg so qute

I recently registered at a gym, so I'm gonna be ripped.  I'll post pics when I can bench 800 and squat 1200.

Yuck!  Dude, wrong picture, Tofu's pic should be on there.

Muscle requires lots of calories....